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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Steve's new piece in the LA Times
From the Los Angeles Times
By Steve Martin
April 15, 2008
6:30 a.m.: Let Tuffy out for barking session.
7:30 a.m.: Test car alarm.
7:55 a.m.: Bring in Tuffy.
8 a.m.: Clean entire backyard, front porch and driveway with leaf blower.
9 a.m.: One-hour aerobics dance workout.
10:30 a.m.: Rev car engine for one hour.
12 p.m.: Tree trimming!
1 p.m.: Park car in front of neighbor's front path.
2:30 p.m.: Start hammering on metal pipe.
3:30 p.m.: Rev car engine one more time.
4 p.m.: Tuffy needs to go out to communicate with other neighborhood dogs!
4:45 p.m.: Billy's bagpipe lesson.
5 p.m.: Bring in Tuffy.
5:15 p.m.: Host VFW motorcycle club tea.
6 p.m.: Vespers.
6:05 p.m.: Work out bugs in the new buzz saw.
7 p.m.: Whoo hoo! Celebrate Chinese New Year!
9 p.m.: Poor Tuffy needs to pee.
11 p.m.: Madison's grad party with live backyard band.
3:30 a.m.: What's that sound? Oops, forgot to bring Tuffy in!
Steve Martin is the author, most recently, of "Born Standing Up."